ooh-bite-me:

when your mom walks up behind you while you’re blogging

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samwinchestersmoose:

when i went out to go see Maleficent, when i saw this fairy

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I was like “Haha that looks like Umbridge”

and then she changed into a human 

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And I was like “HOLY SHIT THAT IS UMBRIDGE!!111!”

and a couple rows behind me, I heard someone say “You must not tell lies” and I lost it

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edwardspoonhands:


inspookableassghosts:
you have a fundamental misunderstanding of how math works

Oh Gaaaahhhd, you mean I have to give money to CHARITY! Well count me out of unlimited money, that just sounds TEDIOUS!

edwardspoonhands:

inspookableassghosts:

you have a fundamental misunderstanding of how math works

Oh Gaaaahhhd, you mean I have to give money to CHARITY! Well count me out of unlimited money, that just sounds TEDIOUS!

(Source: eternalgirlscout)

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thediluteddreams:

flagrantnonsense:

Hey kids wanna buy some drugs

Welcome to Florida

thediluteddreams:

flagrantnonsense:

Hey kids wanna buy some drugs

Welcome to Florida

(Source: toastedaz)

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utterly-insane-panda:

faithsuperfab:

depthofthe0cean:

perspectave:

how many followers do I need until I get random anons asking me how my day was?

The same amount to get hate.

damn true that

Truuuuuttth

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thetardis-in-221b:

This scene just gets sadder and sadder the older I get.

(Source: fictionalmasterpiece)

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